HOLLYWOOD JOKES

Visit at the Dentist is one of the most horrific moments for many people. Still there are many Dentist jokes floating around. Here are the best ones according to me. If you have any favorite dentist joke, you can share with us through comments. These the best 3 funny dentist videos and top 10 dentist jokes :

Mr. Bean at the Dentist

Surprise at the Dentist

Bill Cosby talks about Dentists

Dentist best jokes

Dentist begging the patient: “Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?”
Patient: “Why? Doc, it isn’t all that bad this time.”
Dentist: “There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don’t want to miss the 5 o’clock ball game.”

A nervous guy told the receptionist : “Hi, i came in to make my appointment with the dentist”
She replied : “Sorry sir, but he’s out right now.”
He : “Thanks a lot. When will he be out again ?”

Little girl : “Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor ”
Daddy : “Dentist.”
Little girl : “Why Daddy ?”
Daddy : “We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!”

Dentist: “Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.”
Patient: Okay doc, but don’t forget to send your bill to the other man.”

A husband and wife rush into the dentist’s office.
Wife : “Hey doc! I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”
Dentist : “You’re a brave woman. Now, show me which tooth it is.”
Wife turning to her husband : “Honey, open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is.”

Patient: “It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone’s mouth.”
Dentist: “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”

Patient: “Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?”
Dentist: “Wear a brown tie.”

Dentist after examining a lady : “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth.”
Woman : “Ooooohhhh, I’d rather have a baby!”
Dentist : “Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.”

A lady walks in a dentist’s office. The she pulled her panties down, lifted up her skirt and spread her legs wide open.
Shocked, the dentist says,” Ma’am, the Gynecologist’s office is upstairs! I’m a dentist.”
She replied,” Well, You are the one who made my husband’s denture last month and YOU HAVE to take it out now!”

A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt that said on the front: “Let me put my tool in your mouth” And, on the back: “…and I will fill your cavity.”

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