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Best of Classroom Jokes

June 22, 2008 at 6:49 am	Category: hollywoodjokes
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A teacher!

If I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?

John, tell me what did you draw for the drawing homework?

But no one knows what God looks like!

Madam, i drew God.

They will in a minute.

Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, …

Class, today i am going to teach about circulation of the blood.

… and I would turn red in the face.

Yes. Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position …

…the blood doesn’t run into my feet?

Cause your feet ain’t empty.

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Brotherly love!

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